What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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I am quite mature.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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