- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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