Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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