- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

I have aids

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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