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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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