- Anti Joke

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.