- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

women's rights

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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