What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What's 9 + 10 19

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Your girlfriend.

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A fat guy!

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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