- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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