- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

hi

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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