Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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