What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Phew... it's gone.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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