- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

get in the car.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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