What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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