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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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