"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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