Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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sorry got to poo

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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