Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Knock knock

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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