Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

guess what>? your mum lol

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

12/23/2012

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Women's rights.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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