A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Donald Trump

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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