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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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