- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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