your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A paralysed man falls over.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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