- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Your girlfriend.

A fat guy!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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