- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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