- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Your face

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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