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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Women's Rights

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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