- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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