- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Military intelligence.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

i have aids and a chode

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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