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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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