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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What is older than history?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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