- Anti Joke

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you