- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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