your no better than a cockroach

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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RUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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