A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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what's up? my penis.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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