if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

bite me

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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