- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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