Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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George W. Bush

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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