- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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This sentence is a lie.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

an american walks out of a strip club.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Justin's life

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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