- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

cats are pussies

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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