What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Okay, after this one then...

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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