- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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