- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How high is the sky? True or False

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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