- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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