- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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