Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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