Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Pickles are moist.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your life

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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