- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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