What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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