- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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