whats black white and red all over an abused child

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's 9 + 10 19

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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This sentence is a lie.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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