ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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