- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Knock Knock No solicitors

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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