- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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