- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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