- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What is white and black and red all over.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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