- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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