A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Hello penis

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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