- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Alchohol.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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