- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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