- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Justin beiber..

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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