- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

I am dyslexic

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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