why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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