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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

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