- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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