- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

A Pakistani news reader.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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