What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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