My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

cats are pussies

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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