What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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A seal walks into a club.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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My dad

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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