You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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hi penis ham telephone

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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