So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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girls basketball

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