- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

I am a mime

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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