Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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quantum physics?

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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