- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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