- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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