- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What is both bold and brash? Fox

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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