- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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