- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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