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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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