- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

knock knock come in

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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