- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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