- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

I have aids

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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